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"you're not gonna shoot a puppy are ya jack?"

I love how he's 100% aware of how terrible he is yet takes so much pride in it. Dude's like the Sundowner of kids movies.

Man, John Mulaney really nailed this role, huh. That "What took you so long, idiot!" is absolutely iconic.

It's honestly such a breath of fresh air to have a villain in a movie just be unapologetically evil and not be sympathetic or misunderstood

Wow, what a sad life Jack had.

Love the fact that he didn't pull excalibur out of the stone but simply dug around the stone and took it

he’s so immune to character development to the point of comedy

they could have easily tried to give him some sympathetic backstory but they didn't go that route, they just made him a total psychopath, mad respect

This guy is a One Piece villain even has his own wanted bounty poster

I cant belive he only had only 6 minutes of screen time.

I like how people on the internet are worried about Death scaring kids, and yet this guy killed like 50 people during the movie lol

"What did I do to deserve this?!"

I love how they showed how crazy Pinocchio has become after all of the remakes

Jack Horner's character is a middle finger to all the villians with a forced sob story and I love it!

3:02 “F l e x t h e g l u t s i n e e d a s o l i d s u r f a c e” GOT ME DYING

I really like the detail that his thumb is permanently dyed because of all of the pies he's stuck his thumb into.

i love how competent and hilariously despicable he is

What I love about his character is the fact that he doesn’t have a single reason to be a villain. No tragic backstory, no heartbreaking loss, nothing. He’s just a selfish jerk who only cares about himself. It shows how some people are just naturally rotten despite everything they have