Imagine someone waiting for the toilet and hearing powers saying “the zweigander is maxed out”

Bruh imagine tryna sleep on a plane, and all you hear is

Them: screams yesssss

God forbid if anything happened during that turbulence. The last thing you would have seen was going to be a red text zooming out of the switch into real world and saying - YOU DIED

Impossible, you need at least two hours for character creation

imagine sleeping on a plane and you hear someone say "it's time" very quietly

10 hour flight

This guy : “I can’t be the only who afraid to flush airplane toilets”

Love how this all started as "can a noob beat dark souls before dark souls 3 comes out" and now it's "can we beat dark souls before this plane lands!" Come a very long way

My sanity: it's 2:30 AM go to sleep

What a time we live in.

- Honey, Dinner is ready is 45 min.

Girls in a bathroom: Eww the toilet seat is warm, yuck

I would've been like casually watching this run out of the corner of my eye the entire time but by the time they beat the final boss I'd be the 4th guy cheering and going wild in the plane, as you begin setting down in England as the sun rises, a jar of vaseline clutched firmly in your hand as you exit the plane a group of men, who were but boys 10 hours earlier.

That was legit, literally what the Switch was made for: well done boys!

This needs to be a commercial advertising Dark Souls for the Switch.

It's like a weird version of the movie Speed "if we don't beat dark souls before this plane runs out of fuel, we're all dead!"

When they killed o&s he got the summon but it never came in so basically he fought them with increased health and slightly more damage I think, so double kudos to Powers