"Rommel has 4 or 5"

My last 3 braincells coming together during my history exam only to recite this song word for word on loop

Songs come and go but the classics remain forever

I love how Rommel went other way around and has too much of them just like in his operations

I think my favorite part of this song is that Rommel has 4-5 balls. Rommel who was pressured into suicide by Hitler, due to the fact that he was doing too well as a general and Hitler was paranoid people might like him more. So 4-5 balls, means that he gots the 3 missing balls from Hitler and Goebbels.

"Where the fishes took out their dishes, and ate scallops and bollocks for tea" masterful writing, truly british.

My history teacher asked us to sing the war song so I was the only one who sang a song, and that was "Horst Wessel lied". Even though my class and the history teacher applauded me, I wish I could go back in time and sing this instead.

A possible 4th verse:

Rommel took the others’ balls, and Rudolf Hess is just so confusing that they have no idea what the hell is going on with him

We going to invade Normandy with this one

According to the Wikipedia page of this song, Rommel is the only person in the song stated to be hypermasculine, while everyone else is insulted on their masculinity.

At least Rommel got respected. Mans a chad fr

At least they respected Rommel more than anyone in the song

Imagine you hear the enemy blasting this music in the middle of the battle

I like how even the British have respect for Rommel

missed this one, but caught it today awesome

Franco, had a different tale.

Ya know when you wake up in the morning and this is what gets recommended to me, its a good morning

Rommel has naturaly 2 balls, but due to Hitler and Goebel’s lack of balls he got them and now would have 5