Faux Cares Banter
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"26 sheep and 10 goats. How old is the Captain?"
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"I don't want a gift, I want knowledge!"
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"Hello, women. Does my channel repel you?"
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"Chess players are patient people"
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Is it gay to call a man beautiful?
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Disneyworld makes NO sense !
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"Yo, I found a prosthetic leg!"
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Scottish Shadow the Hedgehog plays Holdfast
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"The Sandwich Represents Time Itself."
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Eggman is Gordon Ramsay
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"26 sheep and 10 goats. How old is the Captain?"
5,712
"I don't want a gift, I want knowledge!"
1,385
"Hello, women. Does my channel repel you?"
1,145
"Chess players are patient people"
957
Is it gay to call a man beautiful?
897
Disneyworld makes NO sense !
827
"Yo, I found a prosthetic leg!"
632
Scottish Shadow the Hedgehog plays Holdfast
487
"The Sandwich Represents Time Itself."
468
Eggman is Gordon Ramsay
331
Curved. Baguettes.
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"Isn't risotto Japanese food?!"
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Bowl's Terrible Confession
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Dragons exist. Your argument is invalid.
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This is why your grandfather hates you.
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THE B.S BUTTON. (NOT FOR KIDS, YOUTUBE.)
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Anakin hates Padme.
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Bark, bark! Time for lard!
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Shadow reacts to Amy’s new bio.
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POV: You grandfather hates you.
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"I am..." Spider-Man 2 Meme
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Shadow puts his boogers on any walls he wants
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Spider-Man Needs Solace...
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ordinaryshiba (3 minutes ago)
For anyone confused, the "nonsensical" answer Harry gave was the sequence of chess moves in the italian opening:
SomeGalwithaYTaccount (10 minutes ago)
"Justify your answer."
QueenKWool (17 minutes ago)
Bowl's answer actually makes sense... The question doesn't mention who the captain is, and there's only sheep and goats on the boat. If you know exactly how many sheep and goats there are, then you must be on the boat. If you're the only person on the boat, then you must be the captain. The captain's age is, therefore, your age.
kiwenmanisuno (27 minutes ago)
Love the psychology from each character
InsertFunnyThingHere (32 minutes ago)
Bowl is canonically 21, the lore expands
entothechesnautknight1762 (46 minutes ago)
I think the fact two of them used different methods and arrived at the same age range of 660 is what killed me.
zgct3648 (51 minutes ago)
Harry's chess bit completely threw me off. I love it
albevanhanoy (1 hour ago)
Seraphina is absolutely based.
robertallan8035 (1 hour ago)
So wait.. if FC got to the 700s and still never got it right, the age has yet to be determined!
clamdeity (3 hours ago)
"holy shit. gringo was onto something"
TrxPsyche (11 hours ago)
I've seen these critical thinking questions before, and have always been confused by them. How are they meant to make people think critically? Nothing in the question pertains to an answer. You can just make something up and make up any reasoning for it. I could say the Captain was 18, because he was a Shephard with his father who was originally the Captain, and they were forced to sail to a new country, but unfortunately they were not able to sell off all of their animals before leaving and thus had to take most of them with them. Over the course of the voyage, the father went mad and started attacking the animals which is why there are less goats than sheep, but the animals, in a feared frenzy, pushed him overboard where he drowned due to the kid not being awake yet. Thus the kid became captain.
Shikaku2 (22 hours ago)
Maybe the real captain's age was the friends we made along the way
goldenwarrior1186 (2 hours ago)
I like how Gringo and Harry are the only ones to call bs on the question
I love this concept where you see each character's answer to the same question: it really shows us their distinct personality.
heyhey97777 (23 hours ago)
Legend says FC is still counting
ravenb3048 (6 hours ago)
I'm just imagining Bowl climbing onto the ship and taking over after Harry has fashioned himself a throne out of the 36 animals he has killed and left with it.
KapedKrewsader (6 hours ago)
Elvis Presley's horsey to Elvis Presley's tall, pointy hat guy six.
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