The shy beginner one feels like a personal attack

"The Pick Thief" doesn't actually exist.

The

When i walk in guitar store i magically forgot all the chords and what's my name

Me at home: skill of James Hetfield, John Petrucci, Synyster Gates and Jimi Hendrix combined

The “one riff guy” killed me when he done the banjo

“Shy beginner”

The ‘one riff guy’ hit home for me. I like maintaining eye contact with random people while repeatedly playing the Come As You Are intro.

I feel so seen with the shy beginner.. haha I was trying to buy my acoustic before even learning ANYTHING so I was literally just strumming strings so I could at least get a sense of it, and dude was like "let me hear what you got!" and I'm like "I got nothing I'll go now thanks" lol

this isn't realistic

Man, that Shy Beginner one. I felt myself shrinking when the other guy was like, "Here, I'll turn that up for you."

Imagine all of these dudes being in the same store at the same time

when he dropped the guitar I died a little inside

Im a drummer, not a guitar player, but when he dropped that guitar....

Great stuff. One inaccuracy though: I doubt an employee would mock a beginner. Being guitar lovers, we are always happy seeing new people wanting to learn the instrument.