Not my first time, but my most memorable.

A friend of mine got lucky in botony and found a gene that turned people into skeletons. He then inbued the food with slippery and prickly properties so stepping on the plant infected you. More than half the station were skeletons shortly after. We started demanding skeleton rights, and radicals were forcing humans to become skeletons and join the resistance. The ai were debating amoungst each other if skeletons deserved rights or not. It was a great round

clowns are almost always a force to be fucking reckoned with in this game. when a person selects clown, they know exactly what they're doing. most of the clowns i've encountered are veterans of the game, every hotkey memorized, every interaction pre-planned. they are machevellian, they are powerful, they are intelligent, and the only mercy is that you might not always be their target.

My first game of SS13, like many others, was spent wandering around cluelessly. There was a wizard running around and, generally, just causing shit and I asked if I could be his apprentice to learn the Wizarding ways. He agreed and for the next little bit, I just followed him around, "learning", as he was generally just a little shit to Sec.

The N Word bomb backfiring was Shakespearean.

I love how Sseth's normal exaggeration of details doesnt work here. He's completely serious

Holy shit, he surgically removed that assistant's n-word pass.

>You can't consent to being a pizza

- first round

"We would literally be here for hours"

TBH, would not mind hours of space station 13 stories

"Space lube to the airlock", "security conveyor belt of infinite soda" and "LSD donut gun" can't decide which one of these deserve to be put in to a cartoon the most

My first game:

*walks into hallway where cultists have drawn several runes and summoning circles*

"We would literally ve here for hours." No please this is some of the funniest stories I've heard please do more.

My first game: