“Yeah, so I noticed one room didn’t have cameras, so I installed them for you.”

Imagine being so self-conscious you get classified as a SCP.

"why does 682 hate humans so much?"

SCP-173: enters

SCP : Can't be killed by human weapons

SCP 096: I fear no man. But that thing...

Someone: takes a photo

It's also said that if someone sees an artist's rendering of SCP-096, even if it is picture perfect, it will not trigger 096's distress reaction.

What if... you say that his face is beautiful .-.

096: gets shot and blown up multiple times

Scp 096: *kills everyone who looks at it*

Everyone gangsta til the albino enderman starts crying

SCP 096: is called shy guy

"It tries to stay as far to humans as possible."

If they were to show him a picture of himself or put a mirror in his cell, would he completely destroy himself?

That’s why we are all not dead. Because we’re watching a cartoon

The scariest thing about 096 is that you dont have to be aware you've seen it for that reaction to happen. There was a story once of a mountaineer who took a photo of the landscape and 096 was in it. He took up 4 pixels in the image and went on a killing spree when he hung the photo in his home

him being docile and named as "the shy guy" makes him sound adorable