Studio: "Its good but a little too short. Could you expand the storyline to fill it out to 2 hours?"

When you click on something knowing exactly how it's going to end.

In this version Han didn't get to shoot at all.

Vader: "I wanted prisoners!"

The character development was incredible

Obi-Wan: "I felt a mild disturbance in the Force, as if about twenty or thirty voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

It's got that "Bambi vs. Godzilla" vibe. Well done!

Todays new producers used that much info to write their spin-offs

Plot armor failing, Captain!

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......THE END!

Well the DS was already built, so the Empire didn't need the plans anyway

Instead of smuggling a single copy of the plans, the rebels should have just uploaded it to the galactic internet.

"You idiot! I said ACROSS her nose, not up it!"

You were right, the negotiations were short….

Star Wars: No Hope

Thats a good movie. She was a nerf-hearder anyway.

I mean, I probably would've paid $8 for that